Friends + PvP = A Good Time

"FUCK THIS GARBAGE!"

This is quite possibly the most common phrase uttered during a game of GW2 PvP with my friends. The three of us have anger issues, I think, and PvP seems to be a good way to get them out.

Now, I hate PvP, I pretty much always have. And that, dear readers, is because I suck nuts at it. I am not afraid to admit this, it is a cold hard fact. The only game I was ever good at PvP in was Unreal Championship. I kicked ass at that game. Somehow though, my "skills" have not carried over.

That being said, I'm adequate at GW2 PvP. I'm certainly not the best, oh fuck no, but I do pretty well. And listening to my friends yell obscenities at the other players is ever so much fun. There's nothing quite like hearing your most respectable, motherly friend call someone a weaselly bastard. It's good for the soul.

That's one of the things I love best about video games, and I guess what scares some other people. Video games are a great place to take all your rage. To some people, they see that as a bad thing, like it's teaching you to hurt other people when your mad.

No, this is me, going somewhere completely unreal, where there's no one around to actually get hurt, and taking out my anger.

To me, this is an insane concept. People put their kids in martial art classes, and football, and a whole hell of a lot of other shit and never once wonder if it'll make them violent. Fuck, in my state, almost every friend I have has shot a gun before the age of 8, myself included. It's like:

"Hey Billy, you just turned 5, time to try your first gun!"
"Come on, Billy! Fuck 'em up!"

Yes, it's video games that are making us violent. Totally.

But I didn't start this particular post to preach, we don't know each other well enough for that yet. I don't wanna scare you away, we've only just begun this relationship. I'll wait till the 4th, maybe 5th date, then we can talk about all the things that piss me off.

Anywho, time to go grind some scrubs into the dirt.

More like get my scrub-ass self ground into the dirt, but who cares?

As long as I get to hear Sammy tell someone to suck her left ovary, I'll be happy.